Suitcase Nuke Turns Up Empty at Clemson U.
Clemson University just sent out an all-points-emergency-bulletin email letting everybody rest assured that the latest terrorist plot has been foiled:
ALERT: Abandoned briefcase posed no threat
[7/10/07, 1:41 p.m.]
Clemson University police received a call of concern about an abandoned briefcase in Barre Hall early today (July 10). Officers retrieved the briefcase, took it to the university […]
Hit Him Again Welcomes IE6
Throughout this site, you may notice that certain headings and titles are stylized and not simple html text. This is by virtue of a flash/javascript solution going by the name of sIFR that is integrated throughout. This was causing problems in IE6 due to 6’s quixotic implementation of padding and margins that does not interface […]
Update: Couric IS Actually Totally Ripped
I received some ‘blowback’ surrounding my picture of Katie Couric, expressing disbelief that she is actually that ripped. The picture is not a photoshop or fabrication, but a screenshot of her actual appearance on the Jay Leno show. Behold: Couric Flexing.
Defeat of the No-Decal Parking Ticket
Two things that you WILL take away with you after graduation from a university: a diploma and a parking ticket. I can confidently say that parking enforcement is out of control at campuses nationwide. Most everyone who gets a ticket for illegal parking feels aggrieved in some way: they were only stopping […]
Oil: The Renewable Resource
It has long since been the conventional wisdom that oil is formed by dead biological material being compressed in a process that takes hundreds of thousands of years. Usually scientific explanations that are intriguing to second graders, like masses of dead Tyrannosaurus Rexes underground, turn out to be inaccurate.
The fact of the matter is […]