Appalachian Is, Dare I Say, ‘Hot Hot Hot’
This past weekend, Appalachian State University defeated #5 Michigan in Ann Arbor by a score of 34-32 - perhaps the greatest upset in college football history. This is not a post about the game, which, by the way, ended with a fantastic field goal block and some classic audio from Appalachian State Sports radio. […]
NOOO! Not Miss South Carolina!
Anybody but Miss South Carolina:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww
Look, the reason 1 in 5 people can’t point the US out on a map is because one out of every five Americans is either geographically ignorant, mentally incapacitated, blind and without access to a tactile map, or has a sense of humor when asked a stupid question. Final answer.
Seriously, […]
Six Cops Beat Man at His Home Without Cause
Next time your car alarm annoys the neighbors, don’t be surprised to find six cops on your front lawn seizing your truck. Plus, they’ll beat and mace you if you try and stand on your own property and ask them what they’re doing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rziO6a_Li6E
There are a lot of these types of videos on the internet, […]
Look Out, Iran Has a Jet-Propelled Fighting Aeroplane!
The latest news coming out of Iran is that they have developed their very own jet fighter. I think if we’re going to Gulf-of-Tonkin ourselves into a war with Iran, we ought to know what we’re getting ourselves into.
OK, OK, so the picture above doesn’t accurately depict their new design. This is what […]
Time to Find a New Country?
How many times have you heard celebrities whine about moving to another country if such-and-such gets elected? (Barbara Streisand, Alec Baldwin, Rosie O’Donnell, et al). Even I wonder what it would be like to purchase a small island and set up a minimalist form of government (probably just borrow the same Constitution we […]