John McCain Forced to Wear ‘Gay Sweaters’?
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| John McCain, Sweater Regretter | Mr. Rogers, Sweater Respecter |
A great leader would not allow staff to force them into wearing pansified clothing against their will, but that is exactly what’s happened to John McCain. It appears he is disgruntled with his floundering campaign’s insistence that he wear ‘gay sweaters.’
You would think that he would not tolerate such fashion-insensitive torture at the hands of his own employees. Yet, he may have misplaced his spine while he was busy compromising on judicial appointments, suspending habeas corpus, torture, taxing the internet, campaign finance, or while compromising with Ted Kennedy on immigration.
Of course, calling McCain the King of Compromise is kicking him while he’s down: he now has less cash on hand than Ron Paul, and there is a diaspora of his campaign staff and advisers.
My advice to McCain: solve the sweater problem by sticking with what you know how to do. Find the middle ground and see if they make that blue v-neck in a cardigan.
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