http://www.hithimagain.com/2007/07/07/the-frosty-devolution/ A constitutionalist blog on politics and other miscellany. Fri, 21 Nov 2008 03:25:44 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 http://www.hithimagain.com/2007/07/07/the-frosty-devolution/#comment-3 Patrick Sun, 08 Jul 2007 04:32:47 +0000 http://www.hithimagain.com/2007/07/07/the-frosty-devolution/#comment-3 why can't they simply allow us to purchase a regular frosty, and then buy a ten cent pack of candy crumbs? Because some kid is going to harass their parents into buying the "fix-n-mix" special. Parents need to straighten up and grab the reins. Your children don't understand the mistake they're making; that's why you are there to parent them, and say "no." I've got an even better idea for Wendy's. How about they charge you extra and give you less frosty for a "fix-n-go buy the mix-and crush it yourself." See, it would be a frosty in which you A) got a lot less, and then B) you stop at the nearest convenience store and purchase your favorite topping, and then C) you crush the topping, then add it to your frosty. SO MUCH FUN!!! There are so many benefits for the consumer using this method. First of all, a plethera of topping possibilities open up! There is a only a very small selection of crumbled candy toppings at Wendy's. But with the shelf of your local convenience store, who knows what crazy combinations you could devise! Second of all, you have the ability to say hey, you know, I don't really want to crush my candy, I think I'll throw it in my frosty whole. I don't see anything bad here. why can’t they simply allow us to purchase a regular frosty, and then buy a ten cent pack of candy crumbs? Because some kid is going to harass their parents into buying the “fix-n-mix” special. Parents need to straighten up and grab the reins. Your children don’t understand the mistake they’re making; that’s why you are there to parent them, and say “no.” I’ve got an even better idea for Wendy’s. How about they charge you extra and give you less frosty for a “fix-n-go buy the mix-and crush it yourself.” See, it would be a frosty in which you A) got a lot less, and then B) you stop at the nearest convenience store and purchase your favorite topping, and then C) you crush the topping, then add it to your frosty. SO MUCH FUN!!! There are so many benefits for the consumer using this method. First of all, a plethera of topping possibilities open up! There is a only a very small selection of crumbled candy toppings at Wendy’s. But with the shelf of your local convenience store, who knows what crazy combinations you could devise! Second of all, you have the ability to say hey, you know, I don’t really want to crush my candy, I think I’ll throw it in my frosty whole. I don’t see anything bad here.

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